Every year, a random town in the Grand Kingdom is terrorized by roaming vampire counts. But this year, they've made a terrible mistake, they're heading to the militarised zone of Garlickslavanyia. Commander Hanky and his battle‑hardened militia have spent decades preparing for this exact moment. The townsfolk are ready, the battalion is eager, and the vampires are about to realise they've come to the wrong neighbourhood!